You can't have a pig roast without a pig, a series of kegs, and a startling lack of judgement. You also need several hundred bucks, which you can now donate to us, using a PayPal account. Spend heartily: we're trying to build an ongoing fund so that the pig roast can continue to kill us for years to come. That's right, we're endowing this bitch. In order to donate you need to be a PayPal member. It's pretty painless. Send your cash to jorgejust ahhhht earthlink dot net. PayPal
If you haven't been to a pig roast before, congratulations! You're about to give up any chance of winning public office. To do this right, you'll need a sleeping bag, pillow and (if you've got one) a tent. We're going to provide plenty of pig and other staples but you'll want to bring lettuce and nutty bars and any other treats you cannot be happy without. If you have questions, kindly direct them to herepiggypiggy@gmail.com.
